Safety Cubicle

An area to escape to in the workplace for a time out. This is typically required when you think your manager is looking for you, when fellow staff members are becoming more annoying than usual, or in its chronic form when you simply overhear your name being mentioned in casual conversation.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.

Officer X: Where's he just run off to?
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.

by numlash October 9, 2016

cubicell

Taken from cubicle, the small small space (usually smaller than the average prison cell) in which corporations make their employees dwell for 8 to 12 hours a day.

My manager kept walking by my cubicell to make sure I was still at my desk.

by Robert Nydam June 11, 2006

Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

As defined by Dilbert (the Animated Series). Symptoms Include Blurred Vision, Muscle Joint Pain, Fatigue, Depression, and Hearing Loss. Patient will initially will Deny that they have it. If You think You have it, You have it.

I think He's a Zombie. No he's just been working alot. He's suffering from Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

by 5t4r October 3, 2011

cunce

more than one cunt

You are all cunce!

by retarted March 5, 2004

Cubicle Cruiser

A male, typically a pervert, who strolls around in his suit and tie. Likely to be found cruising cubicles or any other office area. If you find one of these near you hit them with a tranquilizer dart and keep them away from all female employees.

Did you see that cubicle cruiser on the bus? He was definitely checking out that swampdonkey in the corner.

by Laphonso September 28, 2010

Cubicide

Death caused by various office-related objects. This act of violence usually arises when a worker is micro-managed by his or her boss. Sometimes this act stems from the simple fact that a person is required to stare at a computer screen for 8 hours a day for 260 or more days per year. Symptoms include loss of vision from macular decay, increased procrastination to get projects done on time, and heart palptations from too much coffee.

Johnny Chimpo lost all hearing yesterday after falling asleep atop a desk with his iPod headphones on. When Johnny awoke his earbuds were lodged in his inner ear. Shortly thereafter he decided to committ cubicide by phone cord.

by Corporate Chimp September 29, 2005

Cunceterp0r

A derogative term used to describe a complete idiot.
A combination of 'cunce' - the non-swearing version of cunt, and also the Counter-Strike command ex_interp.

Cunceterp0r

Fucking hell dude, you're an ansolute cunceterp0r!

by nightmare2j December 12, 2003