When a woman is drunk, horny and angry and the only thing she wants is cum. She wants you to cum in her or on her, she doesn't care who it is. She starts to call you out of your name and hitting you. A cunt for the cum.
...last time she was like this she told me I should've died instead of my mother, because I didn't cum on her tits at our work Christmas party.
Yea bro she turns into a true cumcunt whenever she's drunk. We should've warned you before.
Yea bro she turns into a true cumcunt whenever she's drunk. We should've warned you before.
by Lord RayRay March 21, 2023
Get the Cumcunt mug."Cancun Ted" refers to the sleazy U.S. Senator from Texas, who in February 2021 took his family on vacation to Cancun, Mexico, while a severe winter storm left millions of his constituents in Texas without power, heat, and water.
When the going gets tough, you can count on Cancún Ted Cruz not to be there for his constituents. Instead, he will be on a beach in Mexico sipping a piña colada.
by LaughingAloud January 18, 2026
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“Did you see the Buffalo Bills lost in the AFC Divisional round again?”
“Yeah, Josh Allen gets to go to Cancun again.”
“Yeah, Josh Allen gets to go to Cancun again.”
by Tactical3800 February 8, 2026
Get the Cancun mug.As a girl is face down ass up, one partner approach her from her top side, going back to the ass where they enter her vagina in a "jackhammer" fashion. While they proceed to jackhammer her, they shit down her back.
A more liquid poo would be optimal, but any poo will suffice, while a third partner slurps up the shit.
A more liquid poo would be optimal, but any poo will suffice, while a third partner slurps up the shit.
by Pixie Swallows February 18, 2026
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Get the Cuntungasaurus mug.This is when Alec Dee gets rly mad when u say the words “Cancun” and “Planet Hollywood”. His body will start fizzing and he will soon explode so be careful
by alecdeez July 5, 2025
Get the Alec Cancun mug.Flying to Cancun is what you do if you're the zodiac killer and trying to get out of doing your one job.
"Did you hear that the hurricane just hit? Where is the Governor?"
"Probably flying to Cancun with Ted Cruz."
"Probably flying to Cancun with Ted Cruz."
by nobody/hercules February 18, 2021
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