Cump

A grumpy cunt.

"I can't believe our mate bailed the show and is backing out of paying"

"I know, he's being a real cump"

by nikolai_stavrogin May 15, 2023

Cump

When 20+ men ejaculate inside your asshole, eventually you have to get it out. The act of shitting the loads out is referred to as a "cump", or more specifically: "taking a cump" (a combination of the words "cum" and "dump").

I thought I got everything out last night, but this morning I took the biggest cump of my life!

by SINNIK May 05, 2021

Cump

The act of defecating semen out one's anus after semen was placed there either through a sexual act or scientific exploration.

After my boyfriend planted his seed in my ass, I ran to the toilet and took a fat cump so I didn't get pregnant anally.

by ArtThief August 18, 2022

Cump

A paradoxical statement meaning “cump”.

“What does cump mean?”
“Cump”

by Publius__ August 21, 2023

cump

what the fuk

i cumped on your little sister, loser!!!

by cumper July 05, 2020

Cump

When you cum and dump at the same time, reaching the ultimate climax.

"Oh, man. I just had my first cump."

by BangsMccoy June 20, 2021

CUMP

Cump

Useful for when you want to tell someone they are a cum-dumpster, but they’re just not worth the syllables.

Instead of, “OMG you slept with HIM?! Youare such a damn cumdumpster!”
“Fuck’n cump.”

by Maxi P April 06, 2022