cum

wewe

oh shit ive cum

by hows silver 3 October 5, 2018

that cums

When something pops off or goes hard. Above the average. When something is cool.

P1: Ay bro, did you see that Avatar: The Last Airbender is on Netflix?
P2: Yeah bro that cums!

by Boess June 12, 2020

Cum

The fluid I accidentally put in your sister’s coffee instead of creamer.

John, I’m sorry I mixed up my cum with creamer.

by I’m sorry John November 12, 2019

.cum

Proposed for adult sites

Who cares about .com when .cum is more tempting as comparing ale to rum

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

cum

1.(n) warm fluid that is ejaculated from a male at the peak of a sexual encounter; more often at home every night with a picture of Halle Berry and a tube of lotion.

1. Man last night I got cum all over Halle's nipples.

by browneyedchicadee December 15, 2003

Cum

The delicious mayo that shoots out of a penis in the act of a male orgasm.

When I was twelve I was masterbating in my room and I started cumming right when my mom walked in. I was startled so as a defense mechanism I stood up and came in her face. While she was rubbing her eyes I dashed into the basement where my cousin was sleeping for a sleepover. I woke him up but I didn't care, I had to finish before I got blue balls. I hid in the closet and came all over my new shirt.

by Michael dass February 13, 2020

Cum

Victory in bed

I made her Cum Last Night

by Dougienotouchie October 30, 2006