cumguzzlingasian

phat hong

me - dude did you see that phat hong yesterday?
friend - omg he was so annoying dealing cards so slow!
me - what a cumguzzlingasian

by feajgeiowajg March 28, 2009

cumguzzlinghorsefucker

1/ to say to a gum jawed female before the fight.
or really any one.

cocky waffle house waitress .truck stop whore.
best started with 1"you aint nothing but"

2"you g+d damn"

3"wouldnt toucha cumguzzlinghorsefucker like you

whith finishing move such as 1.whore 2.bitch 3.pussy

by cabbage juice August 17, 2009

Cumguzzlry

An entire class of offenses committed in the workplace by co-workers whose whole basis for advancement involves...well, you guessed it. It's not who ya know, but who ya blow!

"I don't how Hillary got the job...must have been an extraordinary act of Cumguzzlry to be sure!"

by mslmnx January 11, 2010

cumguzzla

your mommy, your sister, your aunt, grandmother. etc.

damn that bitch is a cumguzzla

by harrypothead1990 August 4, 2011

Cumgun

A msn who shoots cum or at an incredible speed. Most likely to come the girl by cum. In that case, hmu 😏😏😏

Beccky: Wow, when I had sex with my boyfriend last night, his cumgun made me choke, but I swaddled all of it.

Chelsea: HE'S MINE BITCH

by Dickguzzler45 February 23, 2018

cumgun

penis

"she wanted my cumgun"

by therartedguyintheback June 1, 2018

Cumguzzler

One who chugs gallons of cum

That boy alex is a cumguzzler. Heblows boys for 10 bucks in the bathroom

by BIGBOIBOCE April 29, 2019