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by Spit Blood May 12, 2003
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cum drum

1. Grab yo bitch
2. Spin her around
3. Have a seat
4. Make her sit on you
5. Put it in her
6. Bend that 'ho' over
7. Get to slappin that ass
Baby--the sex gods are displeased by our lack of action. Hop on and I'll give that new cum drum rhythm I wrote a try. Maybe that'll make them happy.
by Sasquatch Johnson June 27, 2007
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Cumdump

A woman becomes a fuck buddy's cumdump when the relation becomes so much on his terms that she lets him come by for a quickie anytime he wishes, working around his schedule.
She thought the fuck buddy situation could evolve in a real relation, but she's delusional, he is treating her like a cumdump.

I have a girlfriend in upstate NY I go see on the weekends, but I have a cumdump over here when I need it badly. Sometimes once a month, and others three times a week, the beauty is that I can drop by anytime I want.
by JDfromTP September 18, 2017
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cumdumpster

(Adj.) Derogatory term for a person who is worse than a fuckbucket
The cop was a cumdumpster for issuing open container citations at the tailgate.
He was such a cumdumpster, my 85 year old grandmother could have caught that pass.
by kpasa21 March 22, 2007
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Cumdumpster

I will put on my cumdumpsters and shoes then go for a walk.
by LoZeR-X March 23, 2007
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cumdumpster

(noun) A person that simply gets cummed on, cummed in, eats and drinks cum, sleeps cum, dreams cum, breathes cum, draws pictures of cum, watches cum sail away into the horizon, writes love letters cum on scented paper, and drowns her(him) self cum on a daily bassis.
That dude with the horse cock unloaded on that cumdumpster.
by lustigchen May 20, 2014
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Cumdumpster

Using an overweight(fat) chick purely for sexual pleasure.
"is that your girl?" "nah, shes just my cumdumpster"
by Duffboi January 17, 2008
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