Cuffer

A person you would cuff in a relationship; someone you would keep forever.
Similar to the word keeper

Nick: "Dude Kate would make the perfect wife; she's a great cook, is good with kids, and has a nice body."
Greg: "Hell yeah dude, she's an absolute cuffer!"

by rtsears August 8, 2018

cuffed up

a G rated term for FUCKED UP. FUBAR'd

"He drank a case of beer and got cuffed up"

by wbates_6 November 2, 2007

cuffed up

When you are cuffed up you are using a replacement opiate such as methadone
Suboxone subutex. It is most commonly used to refer to being dependent
On methadone from a clinic. This is because you have to go every day
Unless you stay completely clean then you get one take home dose for every clean
Month I believe you can get a total of 12 take home doses that you need to
Keep In a lock box at all times. On to the other drugs that cause you to
Be "cuffed up" but not nearly as strict is suboxone or subutex. You usually
Have to see your doctor bi weekly and attend group therapy sessions.

You are subject to random drug screens (generally every visit. They gotta get that $)
If you continue to use and come up positive for opiates you are subject
To even tighter restrictions such as weekly visits small prescriptions

For your meds. This in turn usually costs you money if you have insurance
Because it costs the same amount to fill a two weeks supply as it does
For a month. Plus suboxone / subutex aren't all they are said to be. But
Since you have to self administer in the usa you can time your dosing
Schedule so you can get high and be minimally sick usually for no more

Than a few hours.

" hey john did you hear that Jane is saying she is completely clean. But my buddy

Told me he saw jane at the methadone clinic getting her daily sip.

John : wow. I can't believe she has herself cuffed up like that"

by the syringe slammer October 12, 2009

Cuffed

A dark side of being buff, ripped; off the chain, wild. A higher dimension of this.

Bill: When dude entered the code in that death race... Robert: That shit was "cuffed."

by SpaceyKevin December 22, 2019

Cuffed Hand Syndrome

A case where the person has his/her hand always in a cuffed position, ready to give his/her supervisor a quick hand-job, or phalangel gratification. A Kiss ass in so many words.

Usually can be found on misshapen chinese men.

Because of Johnny's Cuffed Hand Syndrome, he is always getting special favors.

by Xio Ming February 27, 2008

Angry Hand Cuffed

When you hand cuff your girl to the bed then cum on her face

Yeah bro, I angry hand cuffed her ass last night

by ScottyDontKnow October 30, 2011

Cuffered

When something is utterly fucked up in a construction environment. Named after Johnny Cuffer. A mealy mouth, insolant retard who wears all of the appropriate contractor style clothes to hide his ineptatude. Also drives very large FORD trucks to disguise his penis size.

"Hey! Who Cuffered up the cords?"
"Damn, that wall is Cuffered!"
"Hey, who Cuffered up the Porta John?"
"Man, he got Cuffered."

by Abbyeye April 16, 2005