cubicle person

Refers to the type of person who works nine-to-five, Monday through Friday, who doesn't know how to act in normal society. Standard traits may include, but are not limited to: driving horribly including, but not limited to, not using turn signals, changing lanes at the last minute, changing more than one lane at a time, complete disregard for traffic signs and laws; treating people who work outside the times of 9am-5pm (typically in customer service, retail, food service, etc.) as if they are a lesser person; getting over-the-top angry that some places are not open outside of the times of 9 am to 5 pm to be able to fit their work schedule. Synonyms: invalid, entitled, PITA

"I just met this really hot girl and she's super smart but for some reason she just gave our waitress a bad attitude."
"Does she work 95, Monday-Friday?"
"Yes."
"Cubicle person."

by Golf6tdi May 24, 2016

Cubicle fingertrap

When someone gets reamed at both ends in a toilet cubicle through two opposing glory holes

1. Shane was taken by surprise in a cubicle fingertrap when he unwilling looked into a glory hole.
2. Shane is a cubicle fingertrap.
3. Watch out for Shane if he asks you to play cubicle fingertrap

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

cubicle speed

caffeine-laden food/drugs used to stay awake in a modern office environment.

Coffee, caffeinated tea, xenadrine pills, caffeine pills, starbucks lattes, etc.

by Devin April 19, 2004

cubicle farm

A fucking workplace hell where you are trapped 9-5 in a cubicle crunching numbers or whatever with not animals, but shit ass workers that hate thier job as the attaction

a cubicle farm may be worse than school if i say so myself

by DizzyLizzy February 1, 2007

cubicle dweller

someone who works in a cubicle and has no clue what goes on outside of it. similar to a cave dweller.

that dumb ass cubicle dweller has no idea how the wharehouse works.

by zeke bonaduchi April 2, 2011

Cubicle Zirconia

Cu.bic.le zir.co.ni.a (noun)

1. a cubical that is actually thought to be an office

2. a cubicle that is considered to exist above and apart from the rest of the known office

• Mike: Someone should tell that jackass that his cubical is not an office
• Ed: It won’t do any good. He is in his own little cubicle Zirconia

by Cubical Zirconia January 19, 2010

Dutch-Cubicle

This phenominon occurs when an employee residing in his cubicle begins to flatulate with such fortitude that the inner walls of his cubicle begin to marinate with the foul odor, retaining the smell in the small confinement of the cubicle. At times, the smell can last for hours, actually gaining in strength with time.

"Baxter sure is marinating in his Dutch-Cubicle today... I guess the Chilli special for lunch was a bad idea."

by Billy Klips May 15, 2008