A friend who a woman only contacts when her relationship is going south, her significant other has cheated on her, or she has been dumped. There is no actual chance of a sexual encounter occurring and as soon as her partner lies his way back into the relationship or she finds the new guy, the crydaddy will be ghosted.
by Reaper Madness December 31, 2019
Get the Crydaddy mug.Ballarat Cravat is a term used when describing the act of doing a poo around the neck region of a willing recipient and then carefully shaping/moulding that poo into a cravat-like neckband. It's widely accepted that the Ballrat Cravat is the next evolution (successor if you will) of the once popular Cincinnati Bowtie.
Legend has it that Sir Ronald Stoolman of Ballarat Australia, invented the Ballarat Cravat while on a brothel crawl around around North America.
Legend has it that Sir Ronald Stoolman of Ballarat Australia, invented the Ballarat Cravat while on a brothel crawl around around North America.
"Yeah man, she just straight up asked me to give her a Ballarat Cravat and I couldn't believe my luck"
"Excuse me miss, that Ballarat Cravat you have on is of impeccable style and quality"
"Excuse me miss, that Ballarat Cravat you have on is of impeccable style and quality"
by dustinhoffmin August 11, 2012
Get the Ballarat Cravat mug.A fan of Melanie Martinez. (Like me!!!!)
Someone who obsesses over Melanie Martinez. (Also like me!!)
Someone who obsesses over Melanie Martinez. (Also like me!!)
I'm the biggest crybaby ever!
Where my crybabies at?
" They call youCrybaby, crybaby , but you don't even care." -Melanie Martinez
I'll try to show a gif of Mel (The nickname we crybabies and other people have given her)
Where my crybabies at?
" They call youCrybaby, crybaby , but you don't even care." -Melanie Martinez
I'll try to show a gif of Mel (The nickname we crybabies and other people have given her)
by KeenaTheCrybaby March 5, 2017
Get the crybaby mug.A sexual act containing of either two males or females in which the women/male get down on there knees and arc there back toward the heavens and wait for the male to ejaculate on their back, when this is done successfully the male semen should trickle down their back, gently into crack, then drip to the floor
CAUTION DANGER!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out vagina
CAUTION DANGER!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out vagina
dude did you know that Pedro gave a Florida Crybaby to that one blown out lunch lady?...well shes pregnant
by HombreDeSexo August 31, 2009
Get the Florida Crybaby mug.Cryabetes is characterized by an accute and sudden need to cry like a bitch. Often victims must test their blood-tear level with a lancet for sadness. Type-2 cryabetes is often contracted from those that have lost family members, or are just being a pussy.
by daveycius May 27, 2006
Get the cryabetes mug.Timmy Tommy Jr. V: Oh my god! That's a beautiful crevase you have!
Timmy Tommy Jr. IV: I know. I stick a penny in all the crevices in the crevase.
Timmy Tommy Jr. IV: I know. I stick a penny in all the crevices in the crevase.
by Vasquez Valenzuea July 12, 2009
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