Used to refer to anything that uses blockchain in an unintended, dangerous, and downright stupid way. Usually in reference to cryptocurrency and non-fungible tokens.
Person 1: Dude, another website is getting into nfts!
Person 2: And you’re surprised they’re getting into cryptoshit?
Person 2: And you’re surprised they’re getting into cryptoshit?
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When a crypto bro tries to explain a topic they think the blockchain can improve to a person who’s an expert in said topic
by Draconiou5 January 17, 2022
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There are so many cryptophobes that don't understand how NFTs work, but have been convinced by twitter hot-takes into believing thy are pointless and evil.
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Kevin you can’t hate on Elon Musk and have all your money in dogecoin
Yeah Kevin you’re such a CryptoSocialist
Yeah Kevin you’re such a CryptoSocialist
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Google paid 10k to the developer after they kept quiet waiting for it (bug report) to be patched, unlike sh1mmer....
Google paid 10k to the developer after they kept quiet waiting for it (bug report) to be patched, unlike sh1mmer....
student 1: why dude I cant go discord.com it say "blocked"?
student 2: just use cryptosmite LOL
student 2: I don't have any restrictions on my chromebook
student 2: here give me a few minutes
student 2: *crypto smites*
student 1: omg policy are you there? (the Chromebook is now unmanaged and there is no policy so they are free to do whatever)
principal: BOTH OF YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.
student 2: just use cryptosmite LOL
student 2: I don't have any restrictions on my chromebook
student 2: here give me a few minutes
student 2: *crypto smites*
student 1: omg policy are you there? (the Chromebook is now unmanaged and there is no policy so they are free to do whatever)
principal: BOTH OF YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.
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