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cryptoshit

Used to refer to anything that uses blockchain in an unintended, dangerous, and downright stupid way. Usually in reference to cryptocurrency and non-fungible tokens.
Person 1: Dude, another website is getting into nfts!
Person 2: And you’re surprised they’re getting into cryptoshit?
by k0n3k0 November 10, 2021
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CryptoSocialist

Person who believes dogecoin should be shared equally between everyone
Oh Mark just gave all his crypto to some NGO

He’s such a CryptoSocialist
by Nobody know nobody January 14, 2022
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Cryptosplaining

When a crypto bro tries to explain a topic they think the blockchain can improve to a person who’s an expert in said topic
Just saw a crypto bro cryptosplaining video game assets to a developer. Fun times.
by Draconiou5 January 17, 2022
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Cryptophobe

A strange kind of technophobe that has been conditioned by the establishment that control web 2.0 into fearing the freedom provided by web 3.0.
There are so many cryptophobes that don't understand how NFTs work, but have been convinced by twitter hot-takes into believing thy are pointless and evil.
by satoshi June 2, 2022
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CryptoSocialist

A person who indulges in the stock stock market but spent most of their time complaining about billionaires
Kevin you can’t hate on Elon Musk and have all your money in dogecoin
Yeah Kevin you’re such a CryptoSocialist
by Nobody know nobody January 18, 2023
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cryptosmite

Exploit made by Writable that Osama has possession of
Yoo U got that new CryptoSmite USB?
by osamason January 20, 2024
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cryptosmite

an unenrollment exploit for chromebooks developed by the team FWSmasher over on GitHub around March 2024
Google paid 10k to the developer after they kept quiet waiting for it (bug report) to be patched, unlike sh1mmer....
student 1: why dude I cant go discord.com it say "blocked"?
student 2: just use cryptosmite LOL
student 2: I don't have any restrictions on my chromebook
student 2: here give me a few minutes
student 2: *crypto smites*
student 1: omg policy are you there? (the Chromebook is now unmanaged and there is no policy so they are free to do whatever)

principal: BOTH OF YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.
by anonymous May 9, 2024
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