Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Crunching

The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.

guy 1: Yo, you crunching later?
guy 2: of course bro! Its soooo good

by Jobama The Cumlord September 4, 2020

Time Crunching

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!

Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!

by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010

Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.

He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison

by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010

Ice crunching

Extreme oral sex, like pussy eating and dick sucking.

"You see that girl? We were *ice crunching* all day long."

by Footlover41 February 16, 2023

Coochie Crunching

When somebody is Dickriding or doing too much in a situation

Shawty ode she always in somebody business coochie crunching

by Dondada Dolo April 23, 2023

crunkeling

The pointless action of rubbing two pieces or saran-wrap together. That produces an immensely annoying sound.

Every time i use my windhshield wipers i have to put up with crunkeling!

by BowBiter February 20, 2009