crunchy knees

Whenever you get up and your knees crackle because you're getting old. Also known as bubbleguts syndrome.

When I got up from the floor I had crunchy knees.

by buttsbot November 29, 2018

crunchyroll premium

a premium service that allows the buyer to watch anime with no ads and all manga with no extra charges for 7.99 a month

Karen: why are you always watching that anime porn?
Bobert: I have Crunchyroll premium for one month!
Karen: Stop wasting your money and get a job.

by Zeskimo April 24, 2020

sharp and crunchy

angry and easily irritated

"don't talk to her today, she is sharp and crunchy"

by Maren Elizabeth February 22, 2008

Crunchy Granola

Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.

Aislin is a crunchy granola, and I think she was awesome at the anti-war ralley today!

by Kag September 11, 2006

Crunchy Munchies

When Napalm was dropped on cities, the soldiers would call the burnt up babies “chrunchy munchies”

Crunchy Munchies
Soldier 1: Looks like we’ve turned the nursery into a pile of Chrunchy Munchies
Soldier 2: *chewing* They’re strangely saltier than usual

by xovro June 30, 2018

crunchy blac

Used to be with three 6 mafia but left because dj paul and juicy j wouldnt release his album and has been waiting on it to be released since 2001

The guy with the deep voice on three 6 is crunchy blac

by srthv July 12, 2006

cruncher

n.- an object that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces
v.- the act of crumbling or crunching something up into little pieces.
adj.- used to describe something that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces.
v.- the act of kicking somebody's ass because they did something stupid.

1. God damnit Mikey, ever since you threw those Oreos everywhere there are little crunchers all over the place.
2. If you don't pick up those Oreos right now I'm gonna cruncher your ass.
3. God damnit Mikey, those Cheese-its you put in my pillow case are all cruncher now.

by Dustin Bieber Fan September 1, 2010