Oh Crum!!

when you take a dump and forget to wipe

Oh Crum!!! it's all over me!!

by Bruce Wayne 2563 July 26, 2006

Bum crum

Someone who is acting very bummy.

Grace: I hate you!
Shazana: Ugghh ur such a bum crum!

by master_fu_my_bestie December 5, 2021

willy crum

a piece of dried semun that falls off the tip of your penis

steve: "hey joe, what's this all over your bed?"
joe: "eh, just some willy crums left over from last night"

by pimp daddy II May 11, 2013

Dusty crum

A smelly crumby man

That dusty crum took my underwear again!

by Dusty crum May 9, 2018

rum crum

(Or ) rum crumb. A disparaging word in response to someone who irritates you, playful, teasing.

After waking someone with insomnia, the insomniac says, “ You rum crumb, you woke me up”

by Lois Chapstick April 16, 2021

Mr.Crum

A really annoying 6th-grade manager that slaps the biggest dicks and eats kids for dinner moral of the story OMNI middle school teachers are ass and Mr eats ass.

Mr.Crum's booty adventures

by wsprz September 8, 2021

Julia Crum

The dumbest bitch on the planet

Julia crum is the dumbest bitch on the planet

by Planetofcats November 25, 2021