(N.) Used to define men who shove their dicks against people around him. Happens most of the time in crowded places, such as a morning public train.
by master unity mind April 08, 2008
When two men each masturbate into one of their hands, go up to a crowd of people and high-five several times, causing their semen to spray onto the unsuspecting victims.
Mark: "Hey Ben, want to go crowd sprinkler those people?"
Ben: "Sure! Meet back here in five minutes."
Ben: "Sure! Meet back here in five minutes."
by baseballer1414 June 05, 2010
A friend of mine picked up some love for sale down on Santa Monica Blvd., but it turned out that "she" had crowded pants.
by glender September 17, 2013
Yuppies, and their less educated brethren, who attempt to look "hip," "hot," and/or "with it" by drinking Zima which is supposed to be a trendy alcoholic beverage with the flavor of a wine cooler and the kick of a beer. For those who can't handle either.
I couldn't get a picher last night since the place was packed with the zima crowd still sporting their softball uniforms, along with the accompanying dirt and aroma.
by Chumbucket October 24, 2006
by RensingBobs February 18, 2010
Usually the term stand-up comedy people use when they realize that the current crowd that they are trying to amuse will be a difficult one to entertain.
Joker: My mother-in law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
Crowd: . . .
Joker:...Huh, Tough crowd.
Crowd: . . .
Joker:...Huh, Tough crowd.
by Mr.Noob12 November 28, 2019
An ego maniacal man child with no social awareness or self control. Their natural habitat is the hardcore show, where they are known to exclusively assault and batter people half their size, because it makes them feel "tough."
Did you see that 200 pound crowd killer punch that minor in the face? Wtf is his problem he's like 34.
by ArchangelMike July 05, 2023