by shabootyfonclaya April 20, 2008
A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).
by David November 15, 2003
Seen at your typical road-side diner or coffee shop: crushing a pack of saltine crackers still in the wrapper, then carefully opening the pack and sprinkling the bits and crumbs over your greens. This is generally done after a light dusting of pepper and dressing has been added to your side salad.
Customer to Waitress:
Flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.
Waitress to Customer:
Jerome, have you lost your damn mind? This ain't no fine-dining establishment! Grab your ass some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.
Customer to Waitress:
Don't try to pass them Ghetto Croutons off on me!
Flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.
Waitress to Customer:
Jerome, have you lost your damn mind? This ain't no fine-dining establishment! Grab your ass some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.
Customer to Waitress:
Don't try to pass them Ghetto Croutons off on me!
by MTF February 16, 2009
by Wrongful September 20, 2017
by A. Carrington October 13, 2018
When a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. After a while the shit crusts on her asshole and becomes very hard. Someone then proceeds to eat out her ass.
Man #1: Man it's such a mess in the kitchen.
Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?
Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.
Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?
Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.
by beedo202 December 19, 2010
by not dickcrouton October 23, 2013