CouchMonkey

A story that strings the audience along a long, long, long path with no punchline, esp. in discussion threads.

Rickroll of 2009.

See: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4228089&IDComment=48987239#c48987239

Don't read that post -- it's a CouchMonkey!

by schnoober February 23, 2009

Crouching

To make yoursrlf sound superior and others feel inferior by mentioning your acomplishments or another's flaws.

Origin: Using the "crouch" action to perform the act of corpse humping.

Co-creator: Tyler C.

"i see you got a 98% on that last test, that's pretty good...but not as good as my 100%!"

"is he crouching AGAIN? He's such a show off..."

by Chase Caspian October 11, 2006

crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh yeah! I have the song and you cAnt listen to it! bllllllll! And i'm too foxy for the wabbit

Liz B. may not like E. and J. Kalkus, but she sure fancies Faggius Williams

by LayDownDarlingSoICanMeasureYou May 22, 2004

crotchmonkey

one who engages in sexual demeanor in a multitude of times, either male or female. see also swinger.

you are an extreme crotchmonkey.

by nicolaistrong September 3, 2005

coachmans

Coachmans as in 'coachman's box' - old cockney rhyming slang for 'pox' (as with all cockney rhyming slang, only the non-rhyming part is actually used in speech).

"he's having treatment - he caught a dose of the coachmans".

by Chris Webb August 29, 2008

Crouching Porcupine

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.

That bitch gave me a crouching porcupine.

by John Fielhauer March 26, 2009

crotchmasking

When one player who jumps with great athleticism, jumps so high his crotch is in the facemask of his opponent. Usually occurs during the sport of football.

"Coach that's not fair, he's jumping so high he's crotchmasking me. Isn't that a penalty or something?"

by Crotchmasking Inventor September 19, 2009