Crop Dusting

The act of busting ass undetected as you walk thru a room, leaving the fog for others to walk into and try to assign blame.

Man, I've gotta blow one. Watch those girls faces when I'm done crop dusting the living room.

by Legendary1 October 19, 2009

Crop dusting

The art of silently farting as you pass a crowd of people thus leaving them to smell the sweet aroma.

Damn, did Johnny just fart as he walked by? Yes he did! He was crop dusting us!

by sirfart September 26, 2011

Crop dusted

Passing gas in the aisle of a store. Farting in an aisle with no customers present.

I had bad gas from lunch while shopping at Safeway. I crop dusted while walking past the seafood section.

by D.C. Clown June 14, 2017

crop dusting

walking around a wide area spreading your essence.

when in public or private, releasing gas and thinking you leaving the spot denies claim to the smell, when in fact you are "crop dusting" your smell across the whole room.

by miami vice May 29, 2009

crop dusting

When someone releases flachulance as they walk by someone or several people and act like nothing happened leaving you to smell it

That smelly Travis was crop dusting today in class again! Hes gonna over fertilize my nose

by b-real August 6, 2004

crop dusting

Hanging one's weiner out of their fly and surreptitiously placing it upon unsuspecting females without their knowledge--particularly effective in dimly lit danceclubs.

Carp just danced his wang all over those chicks and they had no clue.

by Rug May 5, 2005

crop dusting

the act of flatulating while being spooned by your partner

last night i got crop dusted by my old lady while we were spooning.

by qtip April 15, 2005