The crooked

A crooked penis

Don’t get the crooked or you won’t get any girls.

by Dave the demolitionist March 30, 2019

crooked letter

Crooked letter means the letter S.

M-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-hump back-hump back-I

by some polak September 4, 2004

crossed up

When a girl has you thinking about her so that you cant concentrate on anything else. Also, when you're undecided about what to do with a girl that you kinda like, but is not sure if she is into you or not.

"Look at J.D., he's so crossed up he doesn't know what to do."

by tim349 November 6, 2006

Stone Cold Crooked Bidens

A spontaneously spewed catchy nickname given to Joe and Hunter Biden by Dolt 45 during a press conference with him and the Finnish President.

Well now, you impolite, fake news asshole, you must realize that those Stone Cold Crooked Bidens are the real criminals we all should be focusing on!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 3, 2019

Double-crossed

The act of being back stabbed and done wrong by someone who claimed to not be of such

God damnit!! Jim Double-crossed us ! Fucking Cock sucker

by jacojaoc joaej January 13, 2019

Crooked Officer

when a cop aint striaght or fair and it takes an Illegal search 45 minutes, what the fuck you looking for
I roll on 24's, so the Dopeman is what they get me for
And that's a shame, a nigga can't ride nice
Without getting harassed, and facing 25 to life.

Mr. officer, crooked officer
Make a nigga wanna blow the badge, off of ya

by ashhuleyy April 25, 2010

crooshbaggery

A portmanteau of croosh and douchebaggery. It is douchebaggery to the absolute extreme.

Did you see that guy kick that blind man and then steal his wallet? What crooshbaggery.

by MJMizzle August 28, 2006