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crafty brown

"Crafty Brown" is a term used to describe just about anything that is done in a crafty way, mainly in the context of school life. Originally meaning "a quick sneaky fag" (probably at school), the term developed to mean any number of things of a "crafty" nature, including but not limited to: masturbation (in or out of school), copying homework, lying, sleeping during lessons, smoking, taking drugs, drinking alcohol, taking a quick poo (this is crafty because no-one is EVER supposed to take a dump at school), skiving off lessons and skiving off school.

It can also mean a person of asian descent who is crafty or shady in nature.
"Hey, im just goin' for a crafty brown" (means what you want it to mean)

"That Kiran is a right crafty brown"
by i_love_kiran_k_dawda March 4, 2007
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Crafty_YT

a lazy 30 y/o Pearson living there moms basement typing urban Dictionary definitions
Pearson 1: hey man what did you do last night?
Pearson 2: i pulled a Crafty_YT dude
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craftyzone

Your one and only gifting space to curate customised gifts. The one who is always there for you, sends the best gifts! Never leaves you on SEEN for a long time and has a great sense of gifting
craftyzone is used for gifting customised gift hampers for all occasions
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craftyzone

Your one and only gifting space to curate customised gifts. The one who is always there for you, sends the best gifts! Never leaves you on SEEN for a long time and has a great sense of gifting
Craftyzone is one stop location for all customised gifts
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Crofton Academy

Crofton academy, Wakefield this is a very special school serving the villages of Sharlston, Streethouse occasionally children from Crofton attend. Although they are terrorised by the streethousers and often fear for their lives. Muggings and kidnapping in the corridors are rife, shoes and water bottles are often stolen. The teachers are oblivious to the mafia gangs, all being of a narcissistic type, they are to busy strutting around checking their own reflection in the windows. Blazers are compulsory to give the air of organisation, smart children mean good grades said the head. Grades are not great, with a whole host of narcissistic teachers the only topics the teachers excel in are themselves. The children that excel are those that deal green, going on to be mastermind crack dealers. The teachers are all extremely proud of themselves, holding yearly top teacher Oscars. Parents are banned from complaining and only complements are accepted. Parents who complain are reported to social services for insanity. Ofsted inspectors are blinded by the charm of the narcissistic teachers, giving a excellent grade every year unaware of the gun smuggling and crystal meth laboratory disgused as a science laboratory. The meth lab is extremely profitable with exports going as far as Istanbul.
by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023
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Lara Crofting

The act of reaching in and exploring everything you can.
My girl wanted to try somethin' new, so she sent me Lara Crofting.
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Sebastian Croft

Sebastian Croft is a British actor who is known for Ben Hope in Heartstopper
Person #1: Do you know Sebastian Croft?
Person #2: Of course! He played Ben Hope in Heartstopper!
by NewisLoveChild May 21, 2022
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