Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker is a over-effimanite ''man'' on youtube. She was thrown into youtube celebrity status from his leave britney alone vid.

''I just asked a really hot woman out'' said guy A

''What's her name'' said guy B

''Chris Crocker'' said guy A

by yamumratesme January 01, 2012

Chris Crocker

Chris is a proud gay youtuber whom acts in all his videos apart from his "leave britney alone" video which is how he got famous. All of the people who slag him off are stupid and homophobic, Chris Crocker is just letting out his opinion and there's idiots just slagging him off for no reason.

homophobe "err chris crocker is so gay for talking about britney"

me "shut the hell up you ignrant idiot"

by AcidicAnnie December 30, 2008

Betty Crocker

1. A woman with obsolete ideas on marriage, women in the workplace, and women's rights in general. Frequently believes that a woman's sole place is the kitchen and ignores the past 60 years of female advancement entirely.

2. A woman with so much foundation on her face it looks caked on.

1. My cousin went to school for 6 years, got a master's degree in teaching, then became Betty Crocker saying she wants to be "more domestic."

2. Wow, her makeup is so badly done, she looks like Betty Crocker.

by Elizafox November 19, 2016

Betty Crocker

The act of getting your asshole eaten out with a spoon.

Scott says "Mess with me again and you'll receive a Betty Crocker!"

by HiRihanna October 18, 2011

betty crocker

when a girl puts cake mix in her ass hole then farts in her spouses face, covering him in cake mix then the girl licks it all off.

me and my wife betty crockered last night!

by joeel eevan January 29, 2009

betty crocker

whilst f*cking a girl doggy-style, balance a plate with a cake on her back and eat it.

I was craving a slice of that birthday cake so we betty crocker fucked.

by The Iceman November 16, 2004

Chris Crocker

The New Christ a.k.a. The coolest video blogger alive. This dude not only has fabulous hair and millions of fans for you to be jealous of, but he is SMART and fashionable. He's a loyal Britney fan. So there. Be jealous. Go down some haterade and be a fattie. Chris Crocker will still pwn.

C: Omg, did you see the new Chris Crocker video?

C: YEA! HE IS AWESOME! I love his hairflip! Betch please!

by CALL ME, CHRIS September 19, 2007