Craptonite

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.

Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"

by AzureLupine March 24, 2009

cristofher

A Cristofher is a really special person. He goes by the nickname cris. He has the best personality. A really great dancer. This boy is an animal lover. He loves music. He has the cutest face. He’s overprotective but that’s because he cares of what’s his. He will always be there for you. When he’s sad he will hide it. On his worst days he will always find a way to find positivity. If you ever meet a Cristofher stick with him you won’t regret it.

I wish I meet a Cristofher

by Mi huevo November 24, 2018

Crapton

How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.

"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."

by Sir Pennyfeather February 16, 2010

criPod

An iPod filled with emo music

"Drew got yelled at by his boss earlier has been in his cubicle listening to his criPod for hours now"

by Penguins Word Team December 9, 2008

craptop

A laptop that is pure crap and can't run any software without crashing.

I gots a craptop, so it can't run much. Yee

by Apple PowerBook February 4, 2017

Crypto mood

When your mood depends on the current crypto market trends.

Steve : “Jon is ecstatic today, I wonder what happened ”

Mike : “Thats his crypto mood.”

by DevudaPlease October 14, 2021

Crypto aggression

Crypto aggression: where you’re so convinced crypto is the future that anyone inquiring about, or questioning crypto enraged you.

Johnny was so happy about getting some of his portfolio into etherium, until Bob asked him about the intrinsic value of crypto currencies and Johnny felt a wave of crypto aggression coming on.

by Jtrexcordkeeper January 28, 2022