When everyone around you in your social circle knows your girlfriend is going to get fucked by some other guy in front of you, but you don't know it yet because you have "apocalypsed" this girl as your best and only option . Also known as a "Pre-cuck"
by Drizzller November 23, 2020
Get the Cretaceous-Cuck mug.1. disseminating one's infection of crabs amongst a small group of people generally through participating in a Bacchanal orgy.
2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
Thomas: "I heard that Michael partook of the optional employee debauch last night."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."
"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."
"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
by Danfield January 15, 2007
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by mmaaaxxxxxxxxxxx January 19, 2008
Get the cumstache mug.Combination of the word 'creeper' and 'teacher.' Often used to describe a creepy teacher in their mid-twenties who talks to their students on Facebook, invites them to baseball games, and wears professional-looking outfits with ties that are color coordinated to distract his colleagues from thinking he's a 'creacher.'
Tay: That social studies teacher is deff a creacher.
Gab: lmao. I know, right? He invited us to his baseball game!
Tay: OMG SRSLY? That's deff creacher status!
Gab: lmao. I know, right? He invited us to his baseball game!
Tay: OMG SRSLY? That's deff creacher status!
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Get the Creacher mug.The ill-fated line of Transformer-esque toys that consisted of a deformed half-lobster half-cheetah created by the Mosaic team on "The Apprentice."
"Sweetie, I'm sorry...I couldn't find you those Transformers you wanted, but the man at the counter recommended this instead...CRUSTACEAN NATION! Doesn't it look fun, honey?"
by Brianne September 12, 2004
Get the Crustacean Nation mug.A "moustache" of dried blood and snot, often peppered with boogers. Worn mainly by children under five years.
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