Football Cream

It’s awesome

Dude, could you break me off a piece of that football cream?

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 26, 2019

cream top

When your must is just too nice, and you just simply absolutely can’t have to.

Mrs. Kyle- why’d u miss class
Brady- nice, cream top, mrrahh
Mrs. Kyle- too nice

by Blan Blaston November 15, 2018

Creality

1. Noun. The concept that one's reality is or can be created or shaped by oneself, through purposeful, active involvement in doing so.

2. Noun. The created reality of a delusional person.

1. Randy was tired of never being good enough, so he employed the philosophy of creality, and made himself into the person he wanted to be.

The reality was, Laura was unsuccessful at her job. Through much self-discipline and motivation, one year later, the creality was that she become CEO.

2. Cindy didn't want to deal with her grief over a friend's death, so she lost touch with reality and sunk deeper into a creality, insisting to concerned friends that she was fine.

by madrigal June 20, 2008

cream cheese side up

When your bagel and cream cheese fall to the floor and it lands cream cheese side up; you know you are going to have (or did have) a good day. Also applies to your day, month, or year.

I had a Cream Cheese Side Up day!

by Jessica Harwick November 24, 2014

Lemon Cream

When you ejaculate and piss at the same time and the thickness of your semen mixes with the yellow colour of your urine to make a sticky yellow liquid.

Man, I've been making so much lemon cream lately, I should really use the bathroom before I decide to masturbate.

by Krusnoas January 12, 2015

Two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade

When you are playing dbzx2 and get one the world fighting tourney stage you ask the enemy for one

Burcol *brings trash talker to this stage*
Burcol: “can I get two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade” *as they kick a trashtalking baby in the dickhole*

by Perii June 11, 2020

Swamp Cream

A delicious creamy substance found on Dagobah, where Yoda lives. Also happens to be Yoda's favourite food.

LUKE - "Hey Yoda, buddy, what do you fancy for lunch today?"

YODA - "Swamp cream I crave"

by Coggy-Geary January 19, 2021