Skip to main content

Oklahoma credit card

a tube used to siphon gasoline in order to steal it
An Oklahoma credit card was left attached to the tank, which not only left a link to the culprit, but created a hazard as well.
by The Return of Light Joker August 17, 2011
mugGet the Oklahoma credit cardmug.

Greek credit card

A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.
College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."

College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."

months later...

Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"

College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"
by jrcdmc June 20, 2011
mugGet the Greek credit cardmug.

Credit Card Swipe

Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money
Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.
by chavo190 August 1, 2011
mugGet the Credit Card Swipemug.

fuzzy credit card

"Fuzzy credit card" is a moderately pejorative phrase referring to the costs that a male normally incurs while socializing with a female. An obvious and sophomoric comparison is made between using a credit card reader and the act of sexual intercourse: Sliding one's penis into a woman's vagina will rack up the highest interest rates you are ever going to pay.
1. That woman is a real fuzzy credit card. I'm bankrupting myself just trying to satisfy her desires for gifts and expensive dinners!

2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.

3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
mugGet the fuzzy credit cardmug.

Mississippi Credit Card

A set of bolt cutters used to cut locks to gain entry into tool sheds, storage buildings and businesses with the intent to steal property.
Bubba couldn't afford child support this month so he went on a shopping spree with his Mississippi Credit Card.
by Che's_Hands November 3, 2008
mugGet the Mississippi Credit Cardmug.

tennessee credit card

Garden hose used to syphin gas out of cars
syphin gashosetennessee credit card
by mopar May 10, 2009
mugGet the tennessee credit cardmug.

dick credit card

When a man takes his full erect penis and swipes it like a credit card between a male or female's ass cheeks
the guy i was with last night gave me a dick credit card
by Bungmangler April 23, 2007
mugGet the dick credit cardmug.

Share this definition