chawking

When you itch your balls so much that they start to bleed. Another phrase for this term is sharpening the pencil.

Person 1: I was beating my meat the other day and I when I finished I started chawking.
Person 2: Sir, I asked you what you would like to order.

by jordf May 21, 2022

Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022

Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012

rock crawling

4-wheeling in rocky terrain, usually on slopes.

We got in our Jeeps and went rock crawling in the mountains.

by Ansky June 9, 2014

Dry cracking

To take it in the ass dry!

My Job is always Dry Cracking me!

by Wizzlegoober April 23, 2018

Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.

He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.

by FT3NJMJ July 8, 2018

skin-crawling

to make someone's flesh crawl and make someone's skin crawl
to cause someone's skin to feel funny or get goose pimples through fright.

Just to hear the story of the killings made my flesh crawl. The horror movie made our skin crawl. She brings a touch of bland dignity to even the most skin-crawlingly repulsive public spectacle.

by Taylover November 22, 2009