craction

crack action. when you display your butt crack in really low cut bottoms. this is most common in trashy girls, fat chicks, and when pants are too small. common side effects include people yelling crack attack! small children running away, loss of job, loosing pants, looking ugly.

guy 1 : "dude!, did you see that craction?!?!"
guy 2 : "yeah! ew, crack attack much!"

by ShanayNay Quan February 27, 2009

creationism

1. The idea that all the Ph.D. scientists on the planet, who actually spent 10-30 years of their lives getting an education in science and making real discoveries, are intellectually inferior and biased in comparison to 14- to 18-year-old impressionable christian youths and sexually frustrated right-wingers who barely graduated from high school who easily fall for hoaxes which are assumed to be "evidence" for bible literalism and against the rest of science.

2. A conspiracy theory which suggests that all the scientists on the planet are corroborating on a scheme to turn the public away from their belief in God via the theory of evolution (not only atheist scientists, but Christian, Muslim, Jewish and Hindu scientists are in on this anti-God scheme; go figure). Of course, like all conspiracy theories, you will be accused of being naive by the paranoid masses if you happen to use your brain and actually think about how it's not only impossible for thousands of people to be in on a lie without a single one of them having the scruples to come forward and expose said lie, but also impossible for snakes to talk.

1. Creationist: "Did you know Darwin recanted evolution on his deathbed? That proves evolution is wrong and creationism is true!"
Someone who doesn't have his head up his own ass: "That claim was refuted over 100 years ago. And you wonder why scientists don't take you morons seriously?"

2. Creationist: "What? You mean you DON'T believe in fire-breathing dragons and a global flood which has no evidence? You mean you actually believe what scientists say about science and not my pastor? What's wrong with you? Well don't worry, I'll pray for you."

by Awesome Dog October 8, 2008

Creationism

Creationism explained:
God + Adam + Eve -times- Cane -minus- Abel + Seth -divided by- Lilith -times- Eve's sister-in-law -divided by- dinosaurs -times- 42 -times- E=mc2 -divided by- Infinity + H2O -times- Monosodiumglutinate -minus- The Monolith + hot air + the sound of a honking horn + The Secret Ingredient -minus- your opposable thumb = ALL THAT IS AND EVER SHALL BE! AMEN!

I hope that clears things up for you.

According to the Religious Right, "evolution" was just Darwin trying to explain his wife to his friends and the idea caught on! "Creationism" is, of course, the ONE TRUE and ONLY explanation for human existance. Anybody who says otherwise should have their opposable thumbs chopped off!

by Carl J. Maltese October 17, 2007

creationtits

-noun

1. corruption of a word "creationist", used as an insult mostly by the young earth evolutionists at YEC.

Creationtits teaches false pseudo "science" in a guise of religious teaching.

by Nicko DaVinci December 10, 2009

creationism

Magic man done it!

Example of Creationism:
Magic man: Hocus pocus Universe!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Solar system!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Apple pie!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Beer!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus P0rn!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Paper towl!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Earth!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Man!!!
Man: Thank you Magic man your the greatest.
Magic man: MORE BEER!!!!
Man: Hocus pocus baseball!
Magic man: Wow good one!
Magic man: EVEN MORE BEER!!!!

by Arch Magos October 25, 2012

Creation Scientist

An oxy-moron. (With the emphasis on the latter.)

Creation Scientist: The Big Bang Theory violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, and is therefore wrong. This proves that God created the universe.

Real Scientist: But creation by God also violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, so that theory must be wrong, too. You can't have it both ways.

Creation Scientist: (pause) Burn in Hell!

by AzISeeIt April 19, 2011

Creationist bashing

Where one or more people beat up on a creationist because they try to make people believe there outmoded,ignorant and stupid ideas.

theres a creationist meating tonight want a do some creationist bashing?

by Deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009