Crapple

Describes how much apple iPhones suck

Man iPhones are such peices of crapple

by Iwonderboyi June 29, 2021

crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

Crapples

Apples full of crap.

"Aw crapples, you mothertrucker!

by RussianHat February 6, 2019

Bobbing for crapples

When you are sent to scoop chunks out of a porta potty

My boss is such an asshole he had me bobbing for crapples again today

by Seanito69 July 24, 2018

crapple

An uncommon sarcastic/derogatory slang term for regular golden apples (aka "gapples") in Minecraft, often used by players to emphasize their inferiority compared to enchanted golden apples (aka “god apples” or “notch apples”).

Nah this kit server lets you go in with a stack of crapples every time

by Requirments April 30, 2025