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Crumplemore

Someone who is completely lazy and will not do what you asked them to do no matter what it is. Even when A Crumplemore says he will do it he will just keep saying hold on a minute. Another use for the word is for someone who leaves calls randomly and feeds in league of legends.
Wow, Hes never going to download that file, Hes such a Crumplemore.
by Marcus Thatcher September 19, 2014
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crumple zone

A somewhat ambiguous term referring to the soft parts on a girlfriend. Implies that said zones are resilient.
Shorty's got hella crumple zones. Busted that all night with no complaints.
by jhndrdgg October 5, 2011
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Crapple

A crapple is the result of a sliced apple being left out for an extended period of time. The crapple is characterized (but not limited to) a dark yellowish-brown inside.
After I sliced my apple I went and did a few chores only to come back and find it had become a crapple!
by MickSwaggger March 9, 2009
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crampette

From the french word crampé (meanning laughing out loud) crampettte means à little less crampé.
This Verville is so crampette, I craped my pants.
by Matti@patty.com December 13, 2004
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Crapplesauce

A more fashioned way of saying "crap".
"Holy crapplesauce! That was sweet!"
by The S October 24, 2003
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style cramper

slang: one who insists on inundating you with unsolicited fashion advice; a person who obtains all of their own unoriginal style ideas (ex. what shoes and clothes to wear) from magazines like "Cosmopolitan," "Vanity Fair," "YM," "GQ," etc. while simultaneously criticizing you and others for your outdated or unpopular, yet more original style choices; an individual who chooses to follow the other fashion sheep, and insists that their way is the only way
Alyssa made a disparging remark about how "ugly" my Mork & Mindy rainbow suspenders are, what a style cramper!

Thank Heaven I didn't feel the need to join all of the other style crampers on campus and sport one of those Tiffany dog tag necklaces!

Lindsay and all of her sorority sisters are total style crampers! They dress exactly the same and then pick on girls who don't wear Abercrombie & Fitch.
by Suz October 27, 2004
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cramble

Te larger pieces of poop that won't go down the shower drain, that must be assisted by a cramming from your big toe.
I thought I farted in the shower, but I ended up with a cramble!
by FrankvsMaximvs May 30, 2006
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