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Love In The Crapper

When you wake up in the morning with a sensation in the pit of your stomach causing you to feel as if you are in love however if you then proceed to take a crap you revert to feeling absolutely fine.
Dude, i woke up in the morning and i felt like i was in love with Jane but i went to the shitter and now there is Love In The Crapper
by MisterP93 March 2, 2009
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Crapperie

A great website about the life of the great Marquis Dupre. (www.crapperie.com)
The Crapperie has great articles about Douglas.
by Douglas Page March 2, 2005
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Stickey Craigery

When a males penis is inserted into a sticky vagina his member becomes sticky and then the female partner sucks her vagina stank off his penis while yelling "Oh Craig"
DAYYYMM BOIII that stickey craigery u got last night could be heard all the way to VaChina ;)
by Kristen Gommol January 16, 2008
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CRAPER

(crayper) Creep + Raper; a person (usually male) who tries way too hard with chicks, who are usually younger, and displays rapist qualities. He is not a proven rapist but frequently displays inappropriate behavior towards women such as grabbing or fondling when they are too fucked up.
That kid Brent is a craper. He went into the shower with those two girls who didn't even know him.
by Baby DEEck September 2, 2010
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Crappercash

The amount of money that is theoretically earned while taking a poop at work.
Mate, I just earned 5 big ones in crappercash, and by the way I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes or so, it stinks!
by Zombleton Smith January 4, 2017
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The Crapper

An amazing automatic device that can let you take a crap anywhere you put it! Wow! How deluxe!
"Crap on, *clap clap* Crap off *clap clap* Crap on crap off, The Crapper!" New at StereoDustParticles, its The Crapper! Never worry about trying to take a crap in the woods again! Only $14.99.99.99.99.99 and 99 cents at your nearest location. (Warning: Does not come with instructions on how to use. Figure it out yourself, ya lazy bastard.)
by Timmy73OnYoutube January 26, 2021
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Put your mum in the crapper

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.
"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"
by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020
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