cactused

To be completely sauced out of your mind.

Jayman was cactused last night. He had 6 buds and 11 twees.

" he pissed his pants"- Micheal Morris

by Lostinthesaucemyguy December 6, 2016

Gay Cactus

When two people of the same sex both have feelings for each other,
But refuse to confront those feelings

"Gracie and Kiara are a bunch of Gay Cactus"

by ArsenicCatnip :33< March 30, 2016

cactus porn

Anal, oral, or vagina insertion of a cactus.

After searching for porb you saw the link to cactus porn and were intrigued by the actual meaning.

by thefatpanda April 26, 2014

Cactus Content

A type of content creation that involves the use of cacti to invoke rage towards BeerBongJohn

Ashley we should totally take your big bearded brother by the sea to try and annoy him with all the Cactus Content and Fish Content possible

by Baxweavingdreams March 29, 2020

Cactus

A Cactus is just an office plant but deadlier. A Cactus uses others in their workplace as collateral damage in order to gain their bosses approval. A cactus has no limits in throwing the number of colleagues under the bus but generally singles out 1 certain colleague who is already not in favour with the said boss.

Boy Sheldo has really stepped it up lately and become a cactus, just so he can get that certificate.

by The Real Plant June 14, 2018

Cactus

The type of thing you don't wanna use to wipe your ass.

I adopted a cactus last month. I feel less lonely.

by Noodle Doodle Faloola May 28, 2020

cactus cunt

when a girl has a shaved pussy with little bits of hair starting to grow back that prick you.

your mom has a major cactus cunt problem.

by colin nordheim January 24, 2006