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beef curtains

A beautiful set of pussy lips that can be sucked, nibbled and licked during sexual relations. These big pussy lips hug the penis, gripping it, therefor enhancing sexual pleasure.
"That chick had the sexiest beef curtains, best sex I've ever had"
by Leslie 23456 February 2, 2013
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Courtlyn

Courtlyns are beautiful people who love to laugh and have fun. They are loyal to their friends. The courtlyn you know is very friendly and smart, but she can have ditzee moments often as well.
Courtlyn is book smart, but I'm not sure about anything else.
by Ebony Levitt March 11, 2010
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Tofu Curtain

The Holyoke Range, a relatively small mountain range in western Massachusetts, USA, which separates the Pioneer Valley from the Springfield metropolitan area.

This name reflects the juxtaposition of the areas to the north and south of the range. The relative wealth, educational level, smugness and quality of life of Northampton and Amherst, Massachusetts to the north - and the urban decay, teen pregnancy, street violence, drug use, and poverty of Holyoke, Chicopee, and Springfield Massachusetts, a mere ten miles to the south.

A Tofu Curtain may exist in other areas, such as Princeton, New Jersey and New Haven, Connecticut (home to Princeton and Yale Universities, respectively). However, this is the most dramatic example of a physical barrier which approximates the socioeconomic divide.
Northampton is a happy liberal utopia. If you want a teen hooker and an 8 ball, you should cross the Tofu Curtain and go to Holyoke.
by crypticsymbols March 9, 2009
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curtains

The hairstyle in which shorter hair is parted in the middle, leaving 2 sections on either side. If you have this hairstyle there is a 60% higher chance someone will fall in love with you.
rick: woah look that kid got curtains
jas: there’s now a 60% higher chance of me falling in love with him
by Beggars September 22, 2019
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Courting

Dating is for fun. Courting is for marriage.

Traditionally Courting would include no sexual activity but today that is not usually followed.
Dating->Relationship->Courting->Engaged->Married
by wizfriz April 12, 2011
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The Orange Curtain

A somewhat derogatory term referring to Orange County, California. It refers to the idea that people living there long-term are spoiled, ignorant, and have little experience in the world outside of the immediate area, besides occasional trips to similar locations around Southern California.
Buffy grew up living behind the Orange Curtain, and thinks everyone from other places are trash.

Steven only leaves the Orange Curtain once a year for a snowboarding trip with his rich friends at some fancy resort in Norcal.

You can always tell someone grew up outside of the Orange Curtain when they refer to OC as "The OC."
by DogBelly September 11, 2011
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tit curtain

A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.

Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"
"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."

Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.
by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2008
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