Costanza comeback

A phenomenal comeback to an insult, that arrives in your head only 30 minutes too late. Coined from George's antics in the "Jerk Store" episode of Seinfeld. Frequently encountered during the car ride home from somewhere and in more extreme cases while in bed the night after getting humiliated.

After getting caught ingesting pounds of shrimp in a meeting a coworker tells George that, "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" To this shaming George has no reply. Then on the drive home he comes up with a Costanza comeback, "well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"

by mikey mcgillicutty June 16, 2007

george costanzaed

Based on the Seinfeld characted "George Costanza," 'George Costanzaing' is the act of taking back some of the money one has left for a tip, most often while the money is in the waitress/waiter's hand.

I totally George Costanzaed that waitress when I realized you left 15.00 on a 20 dollar tab!

I'm not one for George Costanzaing, but I refuse to leave more than 2 dollars for this waiter!

by Diarrhetoric March 13, 2010

Cottage Cheese Ass

A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.

I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.

by Dr Debacle January 2, 2007

costanza

A wallet bursting at the seams with an unusually large amount of non-monetary paper items and rarely used cards.

"Tom has Library cards and McDonalds receipts dating back to 1978 in his Costanza."

by chart December 15, 2008

cottage cheese thighs

When a female has thighs that resemble cottage cheese. Sometimes you can tell when overweight women wear spandex.

Those cottage cheese thighs were repulsive.

by dankenstein February 11, 2005

costanza

A Costanza is not being able to come up with a quick retort. Instead of being able to think on the spot, a Constanza thinks of a good comeback on the way home, in the car, the following day, two days later...

A Costanza then tries to recreate the conditions under which he was originally insulted so he can fling back a witty retort. The results range from pathetic to miserable.


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"Costanza, the shrimp store called and they're running out of you."

by balls for wits January 8, 2009

cottageing

British slang for the Homosexual Pursuit of procuring a sexual partner in a public toilet, the term comes from the architectural appearance of public toilets. A carrier bag is commonly used to disguise the feet of the recipient
of oral gratifacation giving the appearance to the casual observer of a bag containing a pair of size 9 cat boots placed by the inside of the cubicle door.

See Also: Glory Hole

Nigel was tired on Monday he and Colin had a tough Sunday Cottageing around the Lake District public lavatories

by Ralfy Boy January 27, 2006