Pornication

The attempt of a porn watchee to fornicate with whichever electronic device he/she is using to watch porn.

Billy can no longer see whats on his computer screen due to his multiple acts of pornication.

by Erik Villoria June 9, 2007

cohabitation without fornication

a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.

George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."

by keVIInXI July 8, 2011

cornification

-noun

1. Sexual intercourse between two unmarried partners where the male has a minimum unit length of eight inches.

2. A verbal or physical smack-down.

-Related forms
cornified, verb
cornifying, verb
cornifiable, adjective
cornifier, noun
cornifies, verb

Samantha, a trial lawyer, was left reeling from Nick's cornification skill set.

His huge ego was the reason for the cornification process.

by newmexicomtman June 16, 2010

fornication probation

fornication probation is that of being prevented or suspended from the act of having sex usually in regards to that of being in a relationship and the female is going through menstruation but is not limited to just couples can also be used in refering to singles such as having a herpes outbreak

she has been placed on fornication probation due to the fact that her man sprained the ligaments in his penis falling down the stairs with an erection

by herpes_love April 2, 2011

CoronaCation

Whenever work,school,ect are closed due to coronavirus (covid-19 for you scientist for a few weeks, you are now on a CoronaCation

Bro 1: dude school's closed due to coronavirus for a few weeks

Bro 2: BRO then its a CoronaCation

Bro 1: HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by uwu_chuck March 13, 2020

Coronacation

An unpaid vacation forced on employees to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus.

Do you think we’re going to get a Coronacation from work soon?

by Jewelianpie March 13, 2020

coronacation

a vacation one takes during a pandemic (particularly the 2020 coronavirus outbreak) to take advantage of absurdly cheap airfare

Yo, coronacation in Miami next week! $40 roundtrip, let's party!

by Tng222 March 15, 2020