Coach Mike

Coach Mike is a bald, loud , annoying homosexual with 10 foot earlobes.

"God dammit Ramon, pull your head out of your ass! My name is Coach Mike!"

by richyoungprodigy March 9, 2017

P.E. coach

A douchedick that is 60lbs over weight yet still has you run a mile a day and climb a rope which, I'm pretty sure, isn't even strong enough to hold his fatass. Yet he makes you run faster and harder to make you lose weight and to stay healthy, while he sits in a chair on the side timing you and drinking a diet soda.

"My P.E. coach had me run 3 miles today in 2nd hr"

by Imkool136 April 4, 2015

Coachillin

1. (verb) - to be in a pure state of bliss while surrounded by your friends and loved ones on an amazing journey of art, music and dancing.

2. the act of going to, or hanging out at, Coachella Music Festival, Indio CA.

Zaffiro: "Where are you? I just got to the festival"

Cunana: "Yo! We're Coachillin in VIP"

by PositivePanda May 10, 2011

clorch

Intercourse with a colostomy hole. Typical among inmates, and frequently discovered in the medical profession because of genital herpes virus infection around the abdominal opening.

After a session of clorching, the inmates relaxed and had a smoke.

by Med Student February 2, 2003

Coach Carter

(Basketball) When shooting an open three-pointer on a fast break rather than taking an easy layup. Inspired by a movie of the same name.

"Coach Carter!" Swoosh. Stupid, but bold.

by Dr. Heywood Floyd January 10, 2009

Coach Amy

A woman who scare children for fun. She knows where they live and enjoys stalking them. When a child is crying in pain, she laughs. Evil. It kinda burns your eyes to look at her. Viewer discretion is advised.

The code-name of any sports coach who you don't like. It's a good code-name because the actual coach will have no idea.

Girl one: "eww our tennis coach is a real coach amy!"
Girl two: "Ikr! she totes burns my eyeballs"

by professersnuggles November 21, 2010

Coach Barnes

A big grumpy ass nigga, who does no type of shit.
Looks like a bowling ball attached to a donut.

Coach Barnes is a bitch ass nigga

by Huge D ass nigga April 26, 2017