Cop

To purchase or aquire.

I wanna cop some drugs.

by anarchypunk April 25, 2005

copped

stole; took

I copped the Baby Phat shirt at the store.

by charisse March 27, 2003

cop

noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead

dude, you'll never believe this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

cop

A POlice. A fuzz. An ossifer of the law.

Hey, Jake, does your dad work for a living?

Nah, he's a cop.

Honest?

Nah, he's an Oakland cop.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Cop

An officer of the law whose job is to be an asshole and get people in trouble. Most of them are young, ugly guys who were most likely idiots in school so they chose the first profession that came to mind.

A: Dude, I got a ticket for going 30 in a 25. That's so pointless.
B: That cop must have been a real doucher.

by Kenny Naylor July 9, 2009

cops

people that are trying to make a living like everyone else. When they do their job, idiots blame them for the stupid shit they were doing to begin with.

If you don't want to get caught by the cops, then don't do stupid shit so much.

by Adrian January 8, 2005

copped

To bust outta somewhere with some property that dont belong to yo ass.

"Is it cool to rap about gold if I told the world I copped it from ghana and mali (maaaaaallli!)"
-- Kanye West

by Vitinho October 20, 2005