comic book guy

Simpsons character who has no confirmed real name. He tends to use a catch phrase of "Worst (insert word) ever."

Worst definition ever.

by 1_WTC_Lock May 21, 2004

Cozmic

Standard eBoy; good looking and hits on eGirls—always seeking attention from females and works at Starbucks.

"Cozmic is 100% an eBoy."
"Don't be like Cozmic."
"you're pulling a Cozmic right now."

by CozmicTaco November 28, 2018

cosmic afro

A feeling of swelling around your head during the intake of a large amount of weed. It's the feeling of having a giant afro surrounding your head, weighing you down (and even getting caught on things if you're completely wrecked).

I think my head's gonna explode. My cosmic afro's gettin' bigger 'n' bigger.

by m-t July 7, 2005

Coonicides

Coonicides is what has happened when one finds more than one raccoon dead in or alongside the road in close proximity to each other. In the springtime after giving birth to a litter of raccoon pups, the mother raccoon might commit coonicide after the father raccoon leaves the nest or den and goes to the ‘raccoon club’ with his pals. When young raccoons are old enough to walk, they might stay around the dead mother raccoon and absent-mindedly become victims themselves. When two or more raccoons commit coonicide, it is usually because of a domestic dispute that neither party can resolve. A coonicide or coonicides can actually be the result of horseplay where raccoon buddies will dare or challenge each other to wait until the last second to move out of the way of an approaching vehicle.

Why are all those raccon carcasses all over the road like that? Did you say 'coonicides'?

by LongmeadowFarm March 3, 2010

Comicore

Rap music with a basis of comic book topics...
Comic book rap

MF DOOM, Tony Starks, Masters of Evil, Ulysses Klaw. Rappers that rap with comics as their basis. Comicore.

by Steave Me Be July 14, 2010

Cosmic Second

Someone who comes into your life very briefly yet leaves a lasting impression (either positive or negative).

Although I knew her for only a cosmic second, her presence in my life will be remembered.

by Skylar01 October 30, 2019

cosmicyeonjun

is funnys and amzings person to exist.they so nice and deserve world.they makes happy and is best.you should follow them because funny and good.they is best and deserve everything.oha🥺😭😭😭

“do know cosmicyeonjun?”-me
“no sorry🤷 ♀️“y/n
“OMG HOW THEY SO BEST😭🤷 ♀️😵”-me
“okay sorry they is ill go follow now🥰”-y/n

by guesswhoiam. March 9, 2021