Coom

When something is so good it's almost orgasmic.

"Bro that grilled cheese was total coom." - said Brian baked out of his mind.

by FlakHD July 31, 2022

Coom-pilled

Coombrained beyond all recognition. Pornography is now an ideology.

Brad: Did you see Phil's latest Insta post? He's worshiping that porn chick like she's the first female pope.

Johnny: Man, he's coom-pilled beyond all recognition.

by Thin White Duke January 11, 2024

New Year's Coom

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel December 31, 2020

Cooming

Cummings so hard your dick breaks off

"Dude Kyle is cooming!"

by WraithTheDictonary September 25, 2022

Coomes

The prospect that the Sabres organization never wanted, but that Arizona fans will COOM for.

Imagine trading an Eichel-comp prospect in Coomes and a shit ton of assets for Keller.

by Juice72 September 22, 2020

Coom

White sticky stuff

"I coomed this morning because I wanted to coom"

by ThePogDoge November 23, 2021

Coom

"Yo.. I just coomed on yo mom'

"FUCK YOU SHES 45"

there you are. *fapfapfapfap* OaAAGhHhH!! IiM cOOMINGGGG *cooms*

by anonymous July 23, 2021