by jaytotheson December 1, 2007
Get the cocktoligist mug.When one blows a steaming hot bowl of diarrhea onto another's face. The victim is usually asleep or passed out.
"OH MAN! Last night, Timmy was so drunk he passed out, so I gave him a Jeff Smith Cocktail!"
"Baby, i'm having trouble getting it up tonight. Would you mind giving me a Jeff Smith Cocktail to help me get aroused more quickly?"
"Baby, i'm having trouble getting it up tonight. Would you mind giving me a Jeff Smith Cocktail to help me get aroused more quickly?"
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The month before No Nut November. During cocktober it is advised that you wank as much as possible before giving it up for No Nut November. your dick should look like a cat was fighting with it from all of the wanking.
"But before no nut November, there came cocktober"
by Scrotum Slayer November 7, 2019
Get the Cocktober mug.Based on the Molotov Cocktail, the Mozoltov cocktail is the Jewish version.
It follows the same basic principles as a molotov, a crude homemade petrol bomb, but with a Jewish element of some sort. This could mean perhaps using a He'Brew beer bottle, filling the bottle with olive oil (in reference to the origin of Hanukkah), lighting it with a candelabra, or even simply being thrown by a Jewish person. None of this is completely necessary however, and the phrase could easily be used simply based on the intent of the thrower.
Mozoltov (or Mazel tov) is a Hebrew (or Yiddish) usually meaning "good luck!" or "congratualtions!". This adds almost an ironic effect, as generally those struck by a Mozoltov cocktail would be considered to be having bad luck.
Generally, upon throwing the mozoltov cocktail, it is traditional to yell out "Mozoltov!"
It follows the same basic principles as a molotov, a crude homemade petrol bomb, but with a Jewish element of some sort. This could mean perhaps using a He'Brew beer bottle, filling the bottle with olive oil (in reference to the origin of Hanukkah), lighting it with a candelabra, or even simply being thrown by a Jewish person. None of this is completely necessary however, and the phrase could easily be used simply based on the intent of the thrower.
Mozoltov (or Mazel tov) is a Hebrew (or Yiddish) usually meaning "good luck!" or "congratualtions!". This adds almost an ironic effect, as generally those struck by a Mozoltov cocktail would be considered to be having bad luck.
Generally, upon throwing the mozoltov cocktail, it is traditional to yell out "Mozoltov!"
by Piemanthe3rd November 9, 2009
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"dude dont drink that its a DUFF cocktail." "i woke up with a headace and a raging boner next to a WHALE, It must have been the Duff Cocktail."
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The Houston Cocktail is a mixture of three prescription drugs often prescribed in combination at many pill mills around Houston. Users compare the mixture to a heroin like high. Many overdoses are reported after the use of this combination of drugs due to the increased risk of respiratory depression. The Houston cocktail includes-
NORCO-10mg/325mg hydrocodone APAP (opiate derivative used for moderate to severe pain relief)
XANAX- 2mg alprazolam (benzodiazepine used for panic disorder)
SOMA- 350mg Carisoprodol (muscle relaxant used for muscle spasms)
Users often get most of the euphoria from the Norco. The Xanax adds a mellowing and more depressed effect, and the soma is used to potentiate the high all together.
The Houston Cocktail is a mixture of three prescription drugs often prescribed in combination at many pill mills around Houston. Users compare the mixture to a heroin like high. Many overdoses are reported after the use of this combination of drugs due to the increased risk of respiratory depression. The Houston cocktail includes-
NORCO-10mg/325mg hydrocodone APAP (opiate derivative used for moderate to severe pain relief)
XANAX- 2mg alprazolam (benzodiazepine used for panic disorder)
SOMA- 350mg Carisoprodol (muscle relaxant used for muscle spasms)
Users often get most of the euphoria from the Norco. The Xanax adds a mellowing and more depressed effect, and the soma is used to potentiate the high all together.
"Bro I got fucked on that Houston cocktail last night. I took 10 dones, 2 bars and 5 somas. Can you come pick me up? I'm somewhere off of 610 and I have no pants on..."
by Htown legend April 12, 2014
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