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Cookie Sniff

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The action in witch an individual swipes his (or her) right hand across his genitals, sniffs his hand and proceeds to say “Oh yeeah pretty good
OMG, timmy totally hit a cookie sniff in front of my parents today!
by CookieSniffTimmy January 20, 2022
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Almond cookie simp

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best people in the world! people that simp for a cookie run kingdom character known as "almond cookie"!!!
"im an almond cookie simp!"

"cool! me too!"
by muffinq October 11, 2021
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Cookie Sheet

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A piece of cloth used to clean up ejaculate after masturbating. Also known as a cum rag.
Nope! Don't wear that one, don't even pick it up! It's not really a shirt, it's a cookie sheet.
by Omnipawn June 30, 2011
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Cookie Shark

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A shark made completely out of cookies.
Damn Andy, that cookie shark damn near bit my leg off, but I managed to punch it in the nose.
by Slava Slav October 29, 2006
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Cookie shooting

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A group of guys masterbating, trying to cum on a cookie. The last one to cum must eat the cookie
I got drunk last night and we played cookie shooting. It taste like shit
by Hasapas July 13, 2007
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Cookie Sheet

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A name for a man so extremely hot and sexy that you could bake cookies on his chest, thus using it like a cookie sheet. By the way, this person would be so hot that the cookies would just melt right off.
1. That guy playing basketball over there without his shirt on, ohhhh he's a cookie sheet.

2. The man with the flub hanging over his pants is totally not a cookie sheet!!!
by Arizona_Bam January 27, 2010
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Cookie-Sushi

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A snack made by Liv Hatley for her husband, Ben. Whenever she bakes cookies, she leaves a bowl of cookie dough for Ben to eat. Often his grandkids want some too. And that includes Bryant Hollifield. He once said 'Raw food is all the rage. Just think of it as Cookie-Sushi'.
Liv: Anybody want some cookies? There's a bowl of Cookie-Sushi in the refrigerator.

Ben: Man, you've been cooking all day? This calls for a serious Benmobile.

Liv: Don't forget about the soy milk smoothie I left on the table for you. I want to keep my Hatley boy looking good!

Ben: Yeah, Cookie-Sushi is all the rage these days. (digs his hand into the bowl) Mmmmm, this is good. I love chocolate chip cookies!

Nick: Hey, what's that? I've never seen it. Is that some cookie dough?

Ben: (laughing) Not just cookie dough, buddy. That's cookie-sushi! Just try it. You'll love it.

Nick: (unsure) Should I taste it? Would it be too raw?

Barry: Sure! Its not so raw. You know your grandpa Ben says: Raw food is all the rage!

Nick: This is great! But how are we going to work off all this gooey?

Ben: The Benmobile, of course!! Want a ride? (hops on the Benmobile) Here we go! This is going to be good.

Nick: Sweet! You know how I love to come along for the ride when you ride this thing. (he picks up a cowboy hat) RIDE 'EM, HATLEY!

Liv: (laughing) Have fun you two! Later on, I might have to hop on there myself. Cookie-Sushi rocks! (walks over and high fives Ben)
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 9, 2011
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