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smoking cookie

smoking "cookie" refers to Girl Scout Cookies, or GSC, is an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross whose reputation grew too large to stay within the borders of its California homeland.
smoking cookie: Raindrop, drop top (drop top) Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie)
by Phil E Street February 1, 2017
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Cookies & MILF

when a hot MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) invites you into her house and gives you cookies and wild sex.
My best friend's Mom told me to wait in the house for my friend. She gave me Cookies & MILF.
by milfcookies01 November 22, 2011
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statement cookie

a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.
Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
by Crunchyness October 2, 2007
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Great American Cookies

The place to get the best tasting cookies in the country, including Original Chocolate Chip, M&M, Sugar, Snickerdoodle, Peanut Butter, Double Fudge, Pecan Supreme, and many more. They also sell brownies, cookie cakes and cookie cake slices, Double Doozies, and some locations sell cupcakes and Icees. They are way better than their competitors Nestle. At one time owned by Mrs. Fields and now owned by NexCen, Great American Cookies became an instant retail phenomenon in 1977 when the first store opened in Atlanta, Georgia’s Perimeter Mall. Founded on the strength of a generations-old family chocolate chip cookie recipe, the company eventually set the standard for gourmet cookie sales in shopping centers nationwide. Their mission statement is simply: "Share the Fun of Cookies."
Kid at the Altamonte mall: "Yo I only got a couple bucks and I'm hungry..."
Friend: "Let's go get cookies from Great American Cookies. They're pretty cheap and they taste great."
by Jace555 May 2, 2009
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Step ya cookies up

"It means keeping it exclusive. If every nigga can say he had it, you're not exclusive"- Nicki Minaj stated this during an interview.

It can also be referred to as "step ya pussy up"
"Step ya cookies up, before they crumble"- A line from the song Itty Bitty Piggy by Nicki Minaj

Damn, who hasn't slept with you? Step ya cookies up!
by ExclusiveBarbie April 2, 2010
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last cookie syndrome

when you reach for the last cookie (can be anything i.e. potato chip etc.) and come to find out you already ate (or used or taken) the last one.
damn, I just got hit with the last cookie syndrome. Someone are the last piece of pie.
by leaf337 February 12, 2017
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Old Ass Cookies

When a guy shows up to your work with flowers so you offer him all you have, old ass cookies.
If he sticks around after that, it's love. But it changes the definition of love to old ass cookies.

Love is a thing of the past.
Old ass cookies is where it's at.
1.) I am falling in old ass cookies with her originality.
2.) She was tough to bring around in the beginning, but now I think she is feeling the old ass cookies
by Moonchild7 February 1, 2018
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