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Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.
Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."
by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010
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MC Confusing

A rapper created by comedy genius Jon Lajoie. He says whatever he wants when he is rapping and makes no sense.
MC Confusing
Back in this bitch
With a parking sandwich
And a chicken ticket
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Fog Computing

(n) A group of computer setups where a single computer/server acts as the brain for a set of "dumb" computers. (See: Cloud Computing)
The University Library has a server to manage all their terminals. This setup is a Fog Computing network.
by JaDarken March 30, 2009
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Cloud Computing

When one gets extremely high and tries to use a computer.
I was so baked during my cloud computing session.
by GMoney3 October 11, 2010
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boy-cotting

To be taking a break from seeing and hooking up with boys.
Jenna: Rob asked me out last night, but I said no
Anna: Why?
Jenna: I'm boy-cotting right now

me time
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energy consulting

The First Rule of Energy Consulting is you do not talk about Energy Consulting.
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
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Commuting the Bakerloo line

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.
Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.
by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008
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