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Diaz Constant

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The amount of ejaculations a man has to do to create enough thrust to reach the speed of light in space. The constant is;
1.3063x10^19.
That man must have done the Diaz Constant to get that sore.
by The True Meme God February 10, 2020
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H constant

The H constant is a scientific constant that constantly changes.
The H constant changes from 5725472927.68727181 to 681728.67 last night.
by Hashi February 23, 2020
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dirty constantine

when you drop your balls on the road and they get ran over and your grandma and your nephew eat the mushed testicle
Hey man i had a dirty constantine and my grandma and nephew got sick nd they went to the hospital
by koreluvsu September 17, 2021
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planck's constant

It relates to the energy in one quantum of electromagnetic radiation to the frequency of that radiation.
It is 6.62607004 × 10-34 m2 kg / s
Dustin : do you know planck's constant ?
Suzie: do you know the earth orbits the sun?
Dustin: So I know it starts with two sixes and then uh what is it...?
Suzie: okay let me just be clear on this. I havent heard from you in a while and now you want a mathematical equation that you should know so you can... save the world?
Dustin: Suzie-poo I promise I will make it up to you as soon as possible.
Suzie: you could make it up to me now
Dustin:what?
Suzie: I want to hear it
Dustin : not right now!
Suzie: yes now Dusti-bun!
Dustin: Suzie-poo this is urgent!!
Suzie: yes yes youre saving the world I heard you the first time but dennis is also saving earth sea and he is about to confront the shadow so this is suzie signing off.
Dustin: wait wait wait okay okay. ..okay
Dustin: aaa shit...

(starts singing never ending story)

Suzie: Planck's constant is 6.62607004
by yougotmeweak July 10, 2019
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People and Culture Consultant

A job in Human Resources but only when it's filled by a good looking woman.
Office Worker 1: Did you see the new woman in our office? She is so hot.
Office Worker 2: Yes, that's Lisle, the People and Culture Consultant.
Office Worker 1: What's a People and Culture Consultant?
Office Worker 2: It's the job everyone has called human resources for hundreds of years but now they've started hiring better looking women so they've come up with a new name for the job.
by FinanceTeam August 9, 2019
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The Yost Constant

A mathamatical constant that when used forces an equation to result in 0.
My teacher must have multiplied my test score by the yost constant, I GOT A ZERO!!
by Yost Malone February 19, 2021
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Subcutaneous Tissue Consultant

Individuals involved in the employment of their subcutaneous tissue as a result of a contract, whether or not written or verbal, between consultant and client which has offer, consideration and acceptance.
Chadwik;"Lovie, look at the new subcutaneous tissue consultants"." Quite".
"Charming, I'm sure Chaddy". "Chaarrrming".
by saavy chimp March 25, 2022
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