Overpaid and clueless assholes who are easier stupidest cops ever. They drive around state parks in their shitty trucks harassing innocent people who catch too many fish or park on the grass. They dress like State Troopers, but have half the IQ of one. Needless to say, they are the ones who didn't have balls to be real cops. They are also one of the things the State wastes their budget on
John: I usually have respect for police, but cop was such an asswipe. He screamed at me for not having a valid fishing license and stole my fishing gear!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!
by Thicc_doggo June 12, 2018
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1.Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I think about how my life has no meaning. Becoming a member of the The Water Panda Conservation Project (WPCP) will make me appear to be a good person with a life purpose.
by DFresh03 December 29, 2010
Get the Water Panda Conservation Project (WPCP) mug.Similar to the effect of a "party foul" except in an environment in which those associated are experiencing a socially unacceptable disturbance in a conversation during a social gathering. Conversation Foul can come about from the 3 I's;
1.) Impulsive arrogance, like when someone asks a question only to answer before the other person can respond.
2.) Inappropriate, scandalous or any other interruptive topics containing subject matter departing from the original topic of a conversation. Such as someone's interruptive tale of having sex on the beach when in fact the group were referring to the cocktail made from vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and cranberry juice.
3.) Incorrectly assumes the topic and interrupts a previously thriving conversation amongst a group of people with a question which does not coincide with its actual subject matter.
Or any disturbance in a flow of serene conversation which is then resulting in a lingering awkward atmosphere all while the guilty party is completely unaware due to a many number of reasons but usually it is because they are stupid, arrogant, or awkward.
**Note**
Not to be confused with Autism, which is a serious developmental disorder which adversely affects the brain's ability to development social and communication skills
1.) Impulsive arrogance, like when someone asks a question only to answer before the other person can respond.
2.) Inappropriate, scandalous or any other interruptive topics containing subject matter departing from the original topic of a conversation. Such as someone's interruptive tale of having sex on the beach when in fact the group were referring to the cocktail made from vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and cranberry juice.
3.) Incorrectly assumes the topic and interrupts a previously thriving conversation amongst a group of people with a question which does not coincide with its actual subject matter.
Or any disturbance in a flow of serene conversation which is then resulting in a lingering awkward atmosphere all while the guilty party is completely unaware due to a many number of reasons but usually it is because they are stupid, arrogant, or awkward.
**Note**
Not to be confused with Autism, which is a serious developmental disorder which adversely affects the brain's ability to development social and communication skills
Justin: I think I'm going to have you sit this one out .
Sam: Wait, how come?
Justin: You wanna know? Fo realz?
Sam: Yes.
Justin: Sam, you are the worst at parties.
Sam: Why?
Justin: You just waltz all over to a stranger's conversation and commit massive conversation fouls which leave me unable to get laid by being associated with you.
Sam: That reminds me of the time I got so horny that I just...(awkward ending).
Justin: ...
Sam: What?
Justin: YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! THERE, YOU JUST DID IT.
Sam: I, uh... *exits stage left*
Sam: Wait, how come?
Justin: You wanna know? Fo realz?
Sam: Yes.
Justin: Sam, you are the worst at parties.
Sam: Why?
Justin: You just waltz all over to a stranger's conversation and commit massive conversation fouls which leave me unable to get laid by being associated with you.
Sam: That reminds me of the time I got so horny that I just...(awkward ending).
Justin: ...
Sam: What?
Justin: YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! THERE, YOU JUST DID IT.
Sam: I, uh... *exits stage left*
by Mr. Benjamin Otter January 3, 2011
Get the Conversation Foul mug.Someone who is always taking over a conversation that they were not originally part of. The person is within earshot when you start a conversation, then as the conversation is commencing, the third party loudly interjects a comment designed to derail the conversation so that all attention is then upon them. Usually they follow this up with even louder and more outrageous jibberish.
Frank: So, Chuck what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: Saturday night was awesome, I banged two chicks at once!
Curt, sitting just within listening distance, prepares to board the conversation just like a pirate boarding and looting a ship on the open seas, yells: I banged twelve chicks once!
Curt: But I got syphilis....
Curt: I gave it to Hank last night.
Frank: Curt is such a Conversation Pirate!
Conversation dies.
Chuck: Saturday night was awesome, I banged two chicks at once!
Curt, sitting just within listening distance, prepares to board the conversation just like a pirate boarding and looting a ship on the open seas, yells: I banged twelve chicks once!
Curt: But I got syphilis....
Curt: I gave it to Hank last night.
Frank: Curt is such a Conversation Pirate!
Conversation dies.
by Excnn March 26, 2011
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sometimes out of disinterest, or wanting to other person to shut up
sometimes out of disinterest, or wanting to other person to shut up
by FrankyHouse April 16, 2011
Get the conversation kill mug.The First Law of Conversation (abbr. FLOC) states that one will always tune into a conversation at the most awkward point. Many linguists believe that this is God's punishment for eavesdropping.
"...And, on top of that, I had to go take my wang out of the tub drain!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"
by Sven-Detlev October 30, 2009
Get the The First Law of Conversation mug.Is a uncomfortable period of time of silence, in which two people who are usually in the beginning stages of a potential relationship, discover the horror of complete and utter silence. Usually this period of time is so long, that any hope of a sexual encounter is quickly extinguished.
My date was so hot! but my conversational coma kicked in thus i ended the night like i usually do, crying and masturbating.
by MohammedMudSlaP June 25, 2009
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