by The child slayer April 29, 2022
Get the conrad mug.conrad is a really weird guy who watches your name repeatedly and he plays your name piano and talks to his best friend Ryusei chan he's a very nice friend
by R Y T May 17, 2022
Get the conrad mug.by _wtfshawtyy November 22, 2022
Get the conrad mug.He is an odd but lovely person who vapes a bit too much. Makes very cool minecraft farm houses though.
by mxlly1507 September 29, 2022
Get the Conrad mug.He’s a fat ugly cow who gets raped and railed by huge hordes of big black men like it’s plants vs zombies 2 dark ages, and whenever he sees a big perky black male he will latch onto their penis like a baby cow suckling on its mothers teet for sustenance, once finished with that, he has a tendency to wonder into his natural habitat (recycling plant) and once he’s in there he will find the most electric generating car battery possible and connect said battery to his huge Peperoni nipples and then turn it on and light himself up like it’s the 4th of July in 1989.
Another fun fact about this raging homosexual is that he has been known to conspire with sexual predators like Nathan fellows and adolf Hitler in his prime. The little goblin child is also an informant for the schools gestapo agency where he reports any none nazi behavior straight to his big perky sugar daddy mr khan.
The little creature who resembles the rake from popular creepy pastas is about 4,3 in height but also 4,3 in width because he does not stop eating huge amounts of big black penis. This diet is required to keep his natural physique of “huge ball of dough so he can Roll around like a fucking boulder”
Another fun fact about this raging homosexual is that he has been known to conspire with sexual predators like Nathan fellows and adolf Hitler in his prime. The little goblin child is also an informant for the schools gestapo agency where he reports any none nazi behavior straight to his big perky sugar daddy mr khan.
The little creature who resembles the rake from popular creepy pastas is about 4,3 in height but also 4,3 in width because he does not stop eating huge amounts of big black penis. This diet is required to keep his natural physique of “huge ball of dough so he can Roll around like a fucking boulder”
“Oh it’s Conrad over there, I hope he doesn’t connect his and my nipples to a Tesla model X car battery and shock me so hard I get sent back to day 1 of the Bronze Age because I wouldn’t really appreciate that in all fairness.
by Conrad hater September 28, 2023
Get the Conrad mug.a boy (ASIAN) who is extroverted, when you get to know him you'd think he's a little gay.. but if you got to know him on a deeper level you'd know he's bi(himself). you'd appreciate his yaps to even brick walls or evil witches and realize he took one for the team (bless up twyn🙏🛐).
by twinw.h.y.b July 15, 2025
Get the Conrad mug.A Conrad foursome occurs when two couples hook up in the same room. A common misconception is that a Conrad foursome is an orgy, but as long as the two couples remain separated and each hookup is its own separate entity, the integrity of the Conrad foursome perseveres.
by jordanplusandy July 23, 2009
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