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by Chopbag October 5, 2023
Get the Cooch Conquistador mug.Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.
Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.
The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.
The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
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A person (male or female) who conquers the dick and or pussy.
A person who will stop at no end to get the land(body area) he/she wants.
An genital explorer
A person (male or female) who conquers the dick and or pussy.
A person who will stop at no end to get the land(body area) he/she wants.
An genital explorer
Jason use to fuck with so many bitches. In his past life was such a conquistathot.
Look at Jason getting all those girls, what a conquistathot.
Look at Jason getting all those girls, what a conquistathot.
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Friend: That car was consquished!
Friend: That car was consquished!
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