cone

An object used for the usage of drugs.
I had a cone today, I'm sticking to joints.
by future X March 23, 2003
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cone

Take a sports field cone, turn it upside down and attach a 25mm tap fitting to the bottom. Your standard sports field cone can take about five standard cans of beer, which can then be skulled at the speed of gravity.
Tasker, would you rather have one cone or three rum shots?
Fuck the rum shots, the only thing I'd rather have than a cone is a blow job.
Five can cone?
Yeah bro, hook me up.
by james laurence February 03, 2009
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Coneing

The sexual act, in which the male scoops ice cream onto and around his penis, and proceeds to smear chocolate sauce on the females vagina. Then, after having sex, the female sucks the male off, creating, the coneing effect!
Whats the best way to have sex?
Man, you gotta waffle bowl her!
Nah, coneing's so much better!
by Bizzcrew November 04, 2009
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cone

To receive a blow job; to have your dong licked and sucked like an ice cream cone
"She might be a butterface but dayum she gives fucking insane cone!"
by KingCone January 17, 2009
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Cone

A derogatory term for a soccer player who is so poor that they might as well be standing still.
Old Fart: "Dude, I played some pick-up soccer today at the park."

Old Fart's friend: "How'd it go?"

Old Fart: "It was awful. I was a total cone."
by Big Daddy Mel April 29, 2010
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In the Cone

In the cone is a state of mind similar to being in the zone. However, the subject is only preforming at a high level of skill due to some sort of manipulation of the rules or dishonest behavior resulting in an unfair advantage.
Person#1: Wow look at John McCain answer those questions at the Saddleback Civil Forum on August 16th 2008.
Person#2: Yeah he is so on top of these responses; he's hitting them out of the park.
Person #3: John McCain is In the Cone!
by fungi81 August 19, 2008
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coned

verb
1. The act of placing traffic cones ontop of homes, cars, etc as a harmless prank on unsuspecting neighbors, family and friends.
After the cross country team finished their team dinner, they coned the cars of their former teammates who were now in college.
by FrozenC September 02, 2005
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