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Confuckermation

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”
Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.
by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022
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confuckinstruction

Term used to describe the miles of construction zones where the dreaded orange barrels have restricted traffic to one lane but where no one can be found to be actually working.
You have got to be kidding me! We have been stuck in this traffic for almost an hour and there is absolutely no one working anywhere in this entire confuckinstruction zone!
by Camden Seal December 29, 2007
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confucky

A situation that is completely out of hand
something you cant figure out
this math test is too hard this is confucky
by DustinHoss February 12, 2008
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Coffucker

The person in the office who drinks coffee all day, but never helps make a fucking pot of it!
I see you are drinking the last cup of coffee again without making more, you god damn COFFUCKER!!!
by milltools December 31, 2011
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confuckous

A state of chaos, disfunction, and confusion.

(Somebody who causes a Confuckous is know as a confucker or shit disturber)
The fight was a Confuckous! Nobody even knew what was going on.
by Sabre things✌ October 22, 2013
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confucking

confucking-{con-fuu-king}- the act of being confused about the lack of fucking, or the lack of good fucking.
The confucking manner of this situation leads me to believe that your boyfriend has daddy problems.
by jsquared589 November 17, 2013
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Conefucked

When you try to help someone but you end up screwing them over in the process never intending to do so.
My buddy moved my car so I did not get a ticket and conefucked me when some jerk crashed into him.
by Packer backer52 July 27, 2017
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