confukulate

when you are sooo fucking confused its confukulating ...
when your brain is completly brain fried

u confukulate me

by bellaboo18 June 10, 2011

confuckulated

confounded

I'm confuckulated, I've left my laptop where I was on holiday

by lovelifelovedonna April 27, 2010

Confuckulated

Advance level of confusion.

My day is horrible and I am so confuckulated as to why.

by Atype February 20, 2017

Conflubulatorisation

Verb. The act of an entity becoming that with the same physical properties as flubber, through process of pasteurisation, possibly whilst being beaten with a decomposing trout. Upon completion of this action, flubber is formed.

"Dude...CONFLUBULATORISATION"

"Thats wobbly man, wobbly"

by MadMetal November 22, 2006

Contabulated

Uberly tired. Exhausted. Completely lacking energy. Sleepy

I was pretty contabulated after that long days' hard work.

by Toodles the Turtle July 17, 2011

confunbulated

A state of utter confusion caused by worrying about every aspect of life in one moment.

Lisa: "God, Rach, what the hell am I going to do with my life?!"

Rach: "Wow, Lisa, you sound pretty confunbulated.. Let's go and have a cup of tea"

by Liz G Foy May 27, 2008

confugulate

(n.) Absolutely destroying any logical pretenses because of your current condition.

D How did last night go?
G I don't think we're talking anymore.
D Didn't you tell her how you feel?
G Confugulated.

by milkbasket June 15, 2016