Meritorious Conduct

Conduct that is above and beyond the call of duty.
Going beyond what is the norm.

Behaviour that is extraordinary.

John has been awarded a medal for meritorious conduct while rescuing 5 people from a fire.

by Ivansteel May 28, 2006

code of conduct

A code of conduct is a tool to improve the behaviour of brainless slaves. This bible of good behaviour is mostly used by big corporates like Audit firms or BoA where its usual to have low expectations about natural common sense of employees. It can be in written or electronic form.

"Hey have a look at that auditor jerk, his social compentence is based on the E&Y code of conduct"

by ralphy1984 January 6, 2014

dishorderly conduct

The point of diminished returns hording

I can't find anything in the rats nest
So my life's choices lead to this conclusion.
I am guilty of dishorderly conduct.
I found myself in the maze I created holding on to things while I let myself go

by Tonythetiler December 19, 2021

Douchebag Code of Conduct

A douchebag must wear or have 3 of the following:

1. Excessively combed hair
2. Sagging Pants
3. One of those combinations of baseball caps and winter hats
4. Unnatural jean colors (e.g red jeans)
5. Skinny jeans
6. Unnecessary skateboard shoes
7. Converses
8. Harry Potter style glasses
9. Backwards hat
10. A t shirt with a loose jacket
11. Or wear a loose-fitting cap

And must do two of the following.....

1. Play Lacrosse
2. Skateboard or Snowboard
3. Wear no shirt half of the time
4. Use hip hop speech (e.g. "yo")
5. Have one girlfriend per week
6. Walk like they have shit in their pants
7. Smoke marijuana
8. Have over 500 facebook friends
9. Wear an earing
10. Call everyone their "son"

Person A: Yo, you not sagging, you're violating the Douchebag Code of Conduct

Person B: Word Son, I'll fix that

by thoughtfultaco November 29, 2010

Connector

aka the frenulum, the sensitive band holding the skin of the penis to the bottom of the helmet

can be very susceptible to tearing if proper lubrication is not applied

Paulo - "Hey there James, why is your wang bandaged so?"
James - "I tried to slip it in a tight ass hole with no lube and tore my connector"

by Mykah July 4, 2007

Conductors kiss

When two pals touch buttholes.

Jon and Jason did a conductors kiss.

by Jakd September 12, 2017

Conductiv_Moist

Everyone's favorite popular high school YouTuber and rapper. Conductive_Moist gets all the girls while still maintaining a low - profile and somewhat secretive identity. Everyone knows who he is and what he is like, but he still maintains the secrecy of an undercover agent. He can shred some sick guitar and impresses everyone with his harming and charismatic personality. He also boasts an incredibly massive dick that takes 2 hours to unravel due to it's sheer size. He ALWAYS gets a 4.0 GPA and wishes to become an astrophysicist someday. Everyone wants to be around him. Next time you see a secretive man with a smooth, deep bass voice and sweet personality, know that it is Conductiv_Moist.

Guy 1: Damn son! Conductive_Moist just shredded a sick guita solo there! He's like Van Halen!

Guy 2: Ohh yeah!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Conductiv_Moist is sooooooooo hot! I want to make out with him!

Girl 2: Yes! He is so smooth and charming! I bet you he has a huge, seductive dick!

by THICCC_DUMMIE_MOISTTTTTT January 5, 2021