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converge

A scene kid's wet dream: an overrated, artsy metalcore band who's fanbase is mainly made up of males between the ages of 19-25 who dress and behave like 13 year old females.

They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
A few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"

"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
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converge

A scene kid's wet dream: an overrated, artsy metalcore band who's fanbase is mainly made up of males between the ages of 19-25 who dress and behave like 13 year old females.
They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)

An few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"

"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
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Concerter

Awesome word created by the best
Has four main definitions...

1. (noun) Awesomer way of saying Easter grass or plasticy confetti
2. (noun) Any item that isn't supposed to be on the ground (according it your parents/roommates) but YOU want it on the ground or are too lazy to pick it up
3. (noun) The awesomest mispronounced word in the English language
4. (verb) To create a funny moment or memory for you and your friends, potentially screwing yourself over in the process

Basically, the best word to ever exist

Origin: North-East USA April 2006
1. I need some concerter for my Easter basket.
2. My computer and phone cords are my concerter.
3. Concerter is awesome!!!!
4. Duuude, you were soooo cocertering last night.
by aria&spencer May 3, 2014
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Convergement

The possible consequences or results from the action of a number of different bodies/abstracts converging together. The convergement of serveral technologies and their effects.
The smartphone has seen the convergement of mobile phones, computers, cameras, web devices and media players come together into one device. This convergement of technologies has seen the smartphone replaces the need for all these devices.
by SimonJam April 9, 2017
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concerteer

A person who performs concerts, but wants to sound more like a Spanish swordsman.
Spence Peppard likes to play concerts for people, but he often corrects them when they call him a musician. “No, no. I’m a concerteer, madam.” Then he takes out his sword and cuts his initials in the drapes, but he’s illiterate, so he gets the letters wrong. What an imbecile.
by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018
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concereded

When my friends wont stop making weird jokes and eating hair
Guys I'm concereded.
by Greenbeanboiz November 3, 2020
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Convergent Cultural Evolution

Convergent cultural evolution refers to the phenomenon where distinct cultures independently develop similar traits, practices, or technologies over time. This convergence occurs despite differences in geographical location, historical context, or cultural background. It's a concept often observed in anthropology and sociology.
Wow, the Hindus and Christians both developed the watchmaker analogy to represent the dive. What a unique example of Convergent Cultural Evolution.
by EmptyHeadStem January 27, 2024
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